The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware.
NO ONE is obligated to:
- Go out of their way to watch what they say because it may offend you (lots of things will offend you in this life. Get used to it).
- Find you attractive for whatever reason
- Support your sexuality
- Agree with you politically
- Be a feminist
- Post “trigger warnings”
- Conform to your standards
- Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
- Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.
THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING
Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered
OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH
I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”
NO NO NO NO NO NO
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND
The back of my head is tingling.
Oh my god this is perfect
I WAS ALONE IN THE DARK OUTSIDE AND I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMEONE BEHIND ME
I’ve heard this over ten times and still I get shivers as he whispers into my left ear…