The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware.
Henry Miller, Tropic of Capricorn (via introspectivepoet)

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In case you forgot we are a planet full of HUMANS…

butterflies-and-starships:

NO ONE is obligated to:

  • Go out of their way to watch what they say because it may offend you (lots of things will offend you in this life. Get used to it).
  • Find you attractive for whatever reason
  • Support your sexuality
  • Agree with you politically
  • Be a feminist
  • Post “trigger warnings”
  • Conform to your standards
  • etc.

That’s life. 

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pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

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  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

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last-in-a-long-list:

maleficent-is-my-godmother:

rlyhightbh:

lukesarmpit:

camerondallas:

impalaincamelot:

spazzysunshine:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING

Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered 

OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH

I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”

NO NO NO NO NO NO

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND

The back of my head is tingling.

Amazing

Oh my god this is perfect

wow omg

I WAS ALONE IN THE DARK OUTSIDE AND I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMEONE BEHIND ME

I’ve heard this over ten times and still I get shivers as he whispers into my left ear…

(Source: awesomaticeric)

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sinatrasorbet:

lifeisliam:

niams-sexiness:

suddenlynixon:

sydmicky:

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN MY FACE WHEN I REALIZED WHAT THIS WAS

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Oh hello nostalgia 

Oh my god

OMG THE NOISE I MADE WASN’T HUMAN

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I AM PLAYIN GTHIS SO LOUD RIGHT NOW OUT MY WINDOW

(Source: antlerart)

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whatshouldcatholicismcallme:

(Long post is Long)

If You’re a First Timer:

First The Host Gets Everyone in a Solemn Mood

And Then We Kneel and Start Singing Tantum Ergo/Down in Adoration Falling

And Then Jesus Comes Out in the Monstrance and You Hear People Start Crying

And You’re Like “Na I’m Not Going…

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foodmusiclifelaugh:

noplacelikedisney:

konniekent:

disneyisperfection:

derpyeponine:

bjorgmans:

M井

it got better

IT GOT EVEN BETTER

REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE HOW CAN YOU NOT!!!???!!!!

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